Turns out I DON'T hate every movie I watch.
When aliens decide to take over an understaffed hospital, some ladies get pregnant. TW: Excessive gore, gross aliens, pregnancy, and blood.
Turns out it's hard to find photos for Indonesian films that have the same name of remakes of 90's sitcoms about teen witches. Sorry, no photos this week.Before I get too far into this review, I just want to let you know I’m changing things up a bit this time around. I think there are... Continue Reading →
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why... 50ft horned Santa and his legion of naked old men are coming to town.
If you haven't noticed, there's been a bit of a change happening around here. Just thought I'd let you know I would rather keep this blog going than be sued by Netflix for using their name. Who knows, maybe now this blog will be easier to find. Anyway, this is my blog now. If you... Continue Reading →
Experience the trauma of dealing with an STD (sexually transmitted demon) you just can't seem to shake.
A superfan gets the chance of a lifetime to meet his favorite actress. Things go sour when her apparent campaign manager turns out to be a total perv with too much hacking expertise.
Warning: this review includes gore, partial nudity, and clowns. It's also a pointless movie that's not worth watching if you have any respect for continuity.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq47T48u8Zo Synopsis: Chris, Natalie, and Amanda are three friends that take a trip to Russia. When they meet up with Chris' brother Paul, he decides to take them on an "extreme tour" of Chernobyl. They reluctantly go along with two random tourists that are only in the film to die first. Once they get to... Continue Reading →